Do you break silly hat ? Glasses that cover more than 35 % per centum of your expression ? Have a face fungus , even though you ca n’t fully grow one ? Wear denim that fit inordinately well ? Love coke ? Then you ’ll adoreMicrosoft ’s Kin , in theory !

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If there ’s one word that comes to mind when you see Microsoft ’s Kin selling material — theflashy fresh web site , the swishtubular promotional material , typography - heavy mental imagery , or the image , events and information charge up on their demonstration devices — it ’s hipster . The citizens of Kin inhabit in Vice Magazine advertorial spread , and look like they just take the air , self - consciously , out of an Urban Outfitters . Kin ’s models calculate like caricature of those fry , from that locality , in pretty much any city , as drawn by marketing executive .

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Microsoft desire Kin to be nerveless . And to the extent that blunt HERE ’S WHO THIS IS FOR marketing can make something cool , they might be able-bodied to pull it off . And I get that Microsoft is segmenting their phones , cater Windows Phone 7 to an older consultation and the societal internet - centrical Kin to the 16 - to-25s , ( Wilson ’s sterling analysishere ) , but it ’s turning out so much more narrow than that : Kin aims for a case of “ coolheaded ” which hinges alone on touchstone of a bizarrely specific subculture .

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Microsoft say the mathematical product is “ aspirational , ” which I suspect is a equivalent word for “ voguish , ” but what it really is is alienate . They ’re not place a subculture and its admirers as much as they ’re inextricably tie in themselves to it , at the expense of every other likely client in the intact country . Most teens utilize MySpace , or Facebook , or even Twitter . They like take pictures and video , and text entirely too much . But most do n’t know or care who Japanther is , and do n’t face , or desire to see , like the citizenry in these ads .

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What ’s weird about this whole campaign is just how familiar it is . Kin ’s tagline is “ It ’s Time to divvy up . ” The original Zune ’s tagline was “ Welcome to the Social . ”

Desaturated , newsbreak - cauterise colors ? condition . CRT screen - printed art ? Check . Nontraditionally attractive people , acting plainspoken , bear American Apparel ? Check , check , check . All the same rules still apply .

I do n’t need to tell you that the first Zune was a notorious collapse . But did you recognise that Microsoft actually find fault its first marketing cause , in part , for the Zune ’s shitty sales agreement ? FromAd historic period :

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Zune ’s launch military campaign had a big emphasis on alternative marketing , such as its Zune Arts program consisting primarily of a web site , zune-arts.net , featuring short films and music from up - and - coming artists , all of which centre on the theme of share-out and friendly relationship .

tyke in skinny jeans , just squirtin ’ songs between one another ! That was the vision . Of course , they abandoned it , because it was bizarre and inaccessible :

The new campaign include 60- and 30 - 2nd spots illustrating a journey inside the Zune . situation will run on cable ’s Comedy Central , ESPN and other cable channels , as well as during connection prime - time programming such as Grey ’s Anatomy and Desperate Housewives . The effort also include ZuneJourney.net and banner ad , as well as print buys and cinema .

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They went mainstream , but it was too late . So why on earth are they repeating the same mistake with Kin ? If anything , the image of a Kin exploiter is less relateable than that of the average Zune user .

rent ’s all move to Brooklyn ! Christ . And anyway , hipsters already have iPhones , and they ’ll probably scoff at what , to them , will attend like an awkward coopting of obvious urban cliches . ( I weigh myself among these people ! ) That leaves , what , small fry who like they were hipsters ? Teenagers who dream of move to a heavy city after college , but also believe a phone can quarter them closer to their goal ? Is that even a thing ?

So , Microsoft : Just show us young people a telephone that does material : Facebook , Twitter , photos , video recording , texting , sharing , whatever . Everyone will get that . The Kin hardware is interesting , especially to non - swot . The Kin software is attractive , and not just to blank , upper - middle - class kids with arts degree . Just show your coveted untried mass what the thing does , and maybe you wo n’t labor this brand into the ground , too . The hippy will come to you .

Lesdilley

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