Tossing and turning at night because your one - armed , lumpy - felt - breast girlfriend leave town ? Or just feeling extra creepy ? Never fear , sad alone person : the Deluxe Comfort Girlfriend Body Pillow is here . And it is just awful .
There ’s not much more to say , really , other than that if this is the Deluxe version I ’d hate to see what standard get you . Available now at Sears ( ! ) for just ten bucks , plus all kinds of inapt explanations should a real human girl ever stop by . [ Sears , thanks Cosmo ! ]
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