Donald Trump will not be our next Chief Executive . Neither will Bernie Sanders , Jeb Bush , nor Hillary Clinton . How can I say this with such self-assurance ? Because none of these people have beards . And that was speculate to be the style for US presidents by now . At least according to one random magazine from 1966 .
The November 1966 issue of The American Legion magazine proclaimed that the American president of 2016 would be sporting a byssus . And yes , I hump that the next president wo n’t be curse in until January 2017 , but we ’re just go to assume that they stand for the 2016 election hertz — which somehow started in 2015 .
The magazine noted that in 1966 it looked like they were entering a menses when beards would no longer be fashionable for some time . Which was right when it do to politician , though they could n’t have been more incorrect about the general world . Damn hipster .
FromThe American Legion :
If story ingeminate , we are in for another 50 year Spring , to be culminate with the President growing a face fungus in the White House about the twelvemonth 2016 .
Hard to debate with that . It was , after all , printed in a powder magazine . And magazines have never lied to me . You know who has lie to me ? Presidents without beards .
The last US chairperson to have facial hair’s-breadth was William Howard Taft , who allow for office in 1913 . Before him , Benjamin Harrison was the last prexy to sport a full beard . Harrison served from 1889 until 1893 .
Not a single sit President had a beard in the 20th hundred . We ’re clearly long delinquent , correct ? Time to develop that beard , Mr. Trump . You want to be president , do n’t you ?
Donald Trump with a whiskers as imagined by Andrew Liszewski , a all owned subsidiary of Trump Beards , Limited ™
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