Things were looking so upright for John ! He was at the beautiful San Diego Yacht Club — on TV ! He had a million dollar sign smile . He had an awesome aqua - jetpack . Then he smashed the anchorman andcareened into the water .
It ’s punishing to pinpoint on the button what proceed wrong here . Was it just aurora nerves ? Mechanical failure ? Perhaps it was a bad idea to wrap your limb around a guy rope who ’s about to take off on a jetpack ? Or perhaps it was an even risky idea to take your eyes off the ascendency and deliver a cheery HELLO SAN DIEGO salutation while simultaneously maneuvering an exceedingly finicky part of aerial equipment .
So yes , seek to head off all of these thing , or else you too might plunge headfirst into the weewee , know on TV , prompting the gasp of the newsroom and the laughs of the internet .
underestimate part of this telecasting : when it cuts back to the Fox 5 hosts lose their shit because OH MY GOD THAT GUY JUST PLOWED INTO THE SAN DIEGO HARBOR WITH A JETPACK .
[ viaDaily What , Thanksglyphon ]
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