Today we celebrate the unsung paladin of the patronage show , the creepy guy who stops at nothing to acquire the perfect snap of a girlfriend who probably hates him .
The creepy-crawly SLR guy wire always carries a camera — often two or more — and uses amatuer cosplayers and paid models likewise as some part of a bizarre sexual union rite involving using a zoom genus Lens ( his not so indiscreet genus Phallus ) from three feet away .
So from now on , every clip you browse some shady forum looking at a girl dressed up as a Final Fantasy character while showing a tad too much cleavage , jazz that this is how it really find . Her leg are n’t glisten in the light ; they ’re plow in 2d hand sweat and geek pheromone . And a undivided hot exhibitor ca n’t untie that viscous coating .
Sources:1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20
https://kotaku.com/chun-li-crotchplay-violation-of-cosplay-rule-117-5062318
A special thanks to Erica Ho for trudging through some rightfully foul waters to evolve these shots .
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